✘ spiders as more than a passing mention, or any images at all
✘ cannibalism
✘ body horror
when they finally come to destroy the earth they'll have to go through you first (i bet they won't be expecting that)
CHARACTER INFO
13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day. If I’m on the street on like a Friday at 3 PM [moves hand with emphasis on each word] and I see a group of 8th graders on one side of the street [points to the side and then dramatically moves point towards the audience] I will cross to the other side of the street. [moves pointing finger with emphasis on each word] Because 8th graders will make fun of you, [changes point into an “okay” with his hand and continues to move it for emphasis] but in an accurate way.
[speaks with a spiteful tone and expression] They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you. They don’t even need to look at you for long, they’ll just be like, [uses high obnoxious voice and shuts eyes while doing a goofy dance] “Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! [sharply turns to side and points with alert and mocking expression] Hey, look at that high-waisted man! He got feminine hips!”
And I’m like, [John moves to side where he was pointing and screams in a high but gravelly voice while shutting eyes tightly and moving fist and upper body down in unison for emphasis] “No!! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!!!!” [audience laughs] [John straightens up and turns to the side and pouts]
PERSONALITY
Delthea is...
the PINNACLE of a shitty thirteen-year-old
Delthea is not...
taking any of this that seriously
MAGIC
FIRE. goes fwoooom
AURA. goes FWOOOOOM
SERAPHIM. goes "circle of screaming angels bathing her foe in holy fire"